Brunch didn’t used to be this. It was eggs before noon, maybe a Bloody Mary if the night before warranted it, and back home by two. Somewhere along the way it became the anchor of the weekend — the meal that turns Saturday or Sunday from a recovery into an occasion.
Nobody remembers the PowerPoint. Nobody remembers the balloon arch or the carefully curated playlist. What people remember is the table — who was there, what they ate, the moment the food arrived and the conversation stopped for exactly three seconds before someone reached across and took the last croqueta.
Group dinners have a way of becoming a second job. Someone starts a thread, seventeen opinions arrive simultaneously, three people have dietary restrictions nobody mentioned until now, and the restaurant that worked for everyone six months ago is suddenly closed on Tuesdays.
There’s a reason nobody orders one tapa. You could. Technically nothing stops you. But that’s not how this works, and somewhere in the back of your head you already know that.
Spanish tapas are small plates — croquetas, jamón, gambas al ajillo, a tortilla cut into wedges — designed to land in the middle of the table and disappear faster than anyone planned.
Nobody wakes up on Saturday with a plan. You wake up with a group chat and a vague sense that something should happen. Somewhere between the first text and the third response, someone types “brunch?” and that’s it. That’s the plan.
